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Dear Garbage Men,

First of all, why can't you stick to a schedule? School busses have no problem showing up at the same time every day. But apart from showing up whenever the hell you want, there's an even bigger problem. Why the hell would you put all the trashcans in the middle of the road?!!! Not just mine, which you occasionally decide to give to the neighbors. No, this time I looked down the road and EVERYONE'S trashcans are upside down, sitting in the middle of the street. WTF?! Do you think nobody drives on this street? You're driving on it! So now, either somebody is gonna run over everyone's trashcans or have to get out and place them back in their yards individually. Does this city only employ disgruntled assholes? What's the matter, healthcare and $25/hour not good enough? If you don't like your job, shit, I'll take it.