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Wish They All Could Be Carmel Walmart Girls

What a magical place, the Land of Carmel! I thought it was just a myth, but sure enough, even their Walmart is filled with rich, polite, beautiful people. Just like my dreams? Of course, I am used to the smarmy, trash-infested holes that are the Southport and Keystone Walmarts. They barely top the guy selling steaks out of his truck. *shudder. The only thing lacking in Carmel was the selection. But I don't think it was a "Super" Walmart, so it's okay. I guess Carmel People don't eat nearly as many frozen pizzas as the Southside. Seriously, see for yourself! And the people! It's not often you walk into Walmart and feel inadequate. I saw a guy wearing $1000 shoes and a $100 haircut. And everyone has ethnic children! One chick was actually hot! I know what you're thinking? "hot and in Walmart? Come on, you must be thinking of Target." Nope. (The Carmel Target is next on my list, but I gotta hit the gym pretty hard first.) One cougar was hitting on me, trying to say she liked Franzia too... Bullcrap! Nobody likes franzia, it's toxified garbage! Don't lie to me, that's no way to start off a 20 year age difference booty call relationship. No worries, Sugar, I'll be drinking your booze. Hopefully while lounging around the pool for your pleasure. Gonna need some banana hammocks and flavored tanning oils, good thing I'm already at Walmart... Carmel life, here I come!